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Show up sober and on time
Nothing else matters if this is not true. The foreman tracks exactly two things in his head when he is sizing you up — were you there, were you straight. Workers who hit both for a full season get promoted, get the best rides, and get the bonuses. Workers who miss either are gone within a month, no matter how friendly or charming they were on day one.
This is not a moralistic thing. It is mechanical. A ride crew with a missing worker cannot open the ride. A worker who shows up impaired is a liability the show cannot afford. The industry has lost too many workers to alcohol and substance issues over the decades, and modern shows are strict because they have to be. Decide on day one that you will be the person who shows up, and most of the rest takes care of itself.
